Pray for the poor!

My mum is totally the best! After I had told her the issues I was going through, she somehow decided to tell all my aunties in the local vincinity. The amount of knowledge and wisdom I picked up from them was amazing, I had to write it down so I could blog it!

They said,

• Allow God to fight your battles. 
• Never try to fight them yourself.  
• That is recipe for disaster. 
• Never pray to God to destroy your enemies! 
• Instead pray for their Insomnia. Let Insomnia trouble them so that they will be cursed to stay awake and watch your every move and step to greatness. AMEN!
• Do not pray for their downfall, instead pray for their confusion. 
• Pray that they scatter and forget their left from their right. 
• Pray that God will occupy them soooo much that they will forget your name, their own included.
• Pray for their long lives, long lives of servitude to your cause.
• Forget and forgive those that forget your help during their times of need.
• Ungrateful ingrates were simply placed in your life for you to help and in turn grow as well.
• Understand that God has proven their unworthiness in your future and where you are going.

Secondly

• Understand that just because someone eats with you, laughs with you and lives with you doesn't make them your friend.
• REAL friends cry with you whenever, wherever. 
• Throw the "laugh only" people for your back and keep them there. Be wary and keep away.
• When you are wrong, REAL friends correct you. 
• The USELESS and God forsaken type "cannot be bothered" or "don't really care!"
• Bless those that notice your red eyes or your silence and reach out their hands of help
• Never forget the friend that picks up your call at 4am
• Pray for their prosperity, long life and good health.
• Pray for your friends and helpers more than you pray for yourself.
• Never take them for granted and give each one the respect that they deserve.

Finally

• Do not be a fool, dickhead, idiot, carpet, doormat for anyone.
• If you have a choice between what is right and peace, chose right and be ready to hated for it.
• If someone can't respect you, show them the back of your head, foot or hand
• If someone cannot be bothered with you, you yourself cannot be bothered with their existence

 SIMPLES!