Nigerians Toh Beeeehhhhddd!!!

Who can tell me that Nigerians are not the sexiest people on Earth?!! AREEE YOU MADD FAMALAM??
What I love most about this country is that, everyone is a hustler, hustling to survive and better their lives. Sometimes, yes, it is gone about in the wrong way but when it is good.... Damn!!! It is beautiful!

Nollywood actress Omotola Jalade-Ekehinde, Ghanian actor, John Dumelo (possible baby father candidate) will appear in a Nollywood movie "Ties that bind"  alongside.... Hollywood vixen, Nia Long!!! *Claps* AFRICANS AWWO!

If you don't know who she is..... just .... first of all slap yourself. Ok?
OK! She has previously acted in the first and second Big Mama films alongside Martin Lawrence and Ice Cube in  "Are we there yet?!. This is one sexy lady y'alls!! Its either your girl wants to cut her hair like Nia or your man is fantasising  about her lil' ass, either ways you gotta know her!

The plot for the film is about this dude who is just unlucky, sad and miserable enough to be stuck in an unhappy marriage with a very difficult wife, (I am guessing Omotola) and is fighting and struggling to make his marriage work.................. LOOOOOOL!!! Yeah Right!! So yeah, I think we can like to brand this movie as a Nollywood Fairytale!

This film marks the beginning of collabs between two of the worlds's biggest film industries, Nollywood and Hollywood, therefore appealing to a broader span of audience.

Omotola is not the only Naijan doing us proud! After a successful track with Snoop Dog...Snoop.....Snoop Doggy ooor just Dog, (gosh how many names? Maybe him a P Diddy... |Diddy...P.. are simply schizophrenic! Asian accent loool) there are rumours that D'Banj (FI LE!) has been approached by non other than that college drop-out, heavy jawed, weird but strangely sexy, swagged up  and swagged out........ *beats drumroll*...................... Kanye West. (definite sugar daddy candidate)

The Tweet that started it all!

Now if this is true.......BLLLLAAADDD!!!! Finally.... Just Maybe I might be able to hear some Afro beats in Oceana. I sincerely will pay my £5 or whatever to enter Oceana and listen to that ONE track and go home after happy!

I am seeing a bright future for my country! :-D