Friday 27 May 2011
Thursday 26 May 2011
Wednesday 25 May 2011
Inspire Crush! Michelle Obama!
With the whole Beyonce song on ""Girls running the world" has sort of awoken me to the screaming fact that beauty truly is not everything. Yeah I knew that already but now I REALLY understand.
I will blog on this in greater detail later on as I need to sleep and revise but right now...... I have found my muse, inspiration, role model. Other than my great mother of course... it is Michelle Obama! Damn!!! I inspire to be the next Michelle Obama. I don't mean I will marry a future president or prime minister....not that I would refuse! Lol!!! But I what ever walk of life I choose, it will be one that will be a testimony of God's greatness. I want to be a beacon of hope and respect as she is. To be positive change in our society and a role model to other black girls, women and to prove that over-sexualism does not make up for under-education! READ MY BOOKS OOO!!
Thursday 19 May 2011
Tuesday 17 May 2011
Saturday 14 May 2011
Food for Fort:35
"People were created to be loved, things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used."
Tuesday 10 May 2011
Food for Fort:24
There is nothing better then a strong independent woman that can stand on her own two feet! some women get side tracked and put their all in a man! It's more to life then worrying about who doing what and with who! :)
Monday 9 May 2011
In loving memory of Soly Charm
Solomon Charm.
You have gone now and left us here.
There was no adiós, hasta luego or goodbye
You closed the door but never reopened it,
You just went to sleep and never woke up
If only I could sacrifice my heartbeats,
and tears you often and unknowingly stole,
to bring you back to relight the world
with the love you brought and left behind.
But I am here, with tears in my eyes
holding a candle to your face for sight,
of even mere a flicker of the eye or
even that your special smile I have so missed.
You have left me here weak in despair,
with the only words that keep me company,
are the ones that drive me to half insane
What if? Should 've? or could 've been?
I assumed you would always be there,
I see your face in my dreams and thoughts
I hold your hand and trace its dark lines
Your scent so sweet as I breathe you within.
You came, I saw and you conquered
my heart, our world and everyone in it,
Your smile, I miss, your slow jam CDs
I play on repeat as I relive our moments shared
So many words I left unsaid, unheard
that fear left buried under bitten tongues,
in my heart, but rather to say to your face
I'm now cursed to say it all to your memories
I love you. x
Rest in perpetual peace, my love, friend, brother and angel. We thank God that we received you and learnt from you in the time you were here. Yes you have left us heartbroken but the words Love has been etched on the broken pieces. Put in a good word to God for us dear brother, so that we too in the far future will come up and party with you once more.
Tribute video
Thursday 5 May 2011
Food for Fort:21
It hurts when someone else disrespects you, but it hurts even more when you disrespect yourself.
No let am be your portion.
Lady's men - The Workaholic
My blog this week is dedicated to the Nollywood movie, Ladies men. (see bottom)
Like most Nigerian movies, the story is divided into Four parts; Ladies Men, Ladies Men 2, Ladies Gang and Ladies Gang 2.
I am hardcore sucker for a watermelon juicy storyline, so I stayed up until 6am watching this film and I can honestly say it was worth every yawn and rub of the tired red eyes.
The film was basically a story that followed the love lives of six couples. The real aim was to identify the types of men that we women are sometimes sooo unlucky and sadly cursed enough to meet. If you are like me then you will have met all in one lifetime. I must have really pissed someone off in a past life meehhhnn. Due to my experience and "ahem" expertise in this matter, I thought I would write a “How to deal with him” thingy. Can't think of the proper word right now.
So you had:
The Dictator
The Playboy
The Sex Addict
The Mama’s boy
The Workaholic
The Weak man
The first man I would like to discuss is The Workaholic. Why? Because he is simply the easiest to deal with!
How you may ask? BECAUSE THEY ARE USUALLY A LOST CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How you may ask? BECAUSE THEY ARE USUALLY A LOST CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the movie, he was named Charles and !#Cheiiiiiiiiiiiiii$! The guy they chose was FUgly meehnn!!! He was lucky enough to be paired up with a very pretty girlfriend, Maggie, who would continuosly beg for him to pay her some attention. My guy would literally walk into the room ready to hug, then his phone rings and suddenly he forgets she is even alive.
Let me make you aware now, that I truly believe that in every relationship a real strong woman is the one in charge and it takes a real man to understand and respect this. In turn, he receives the woman’s respect and submission.
So in the instance I blame Maggie for this maga’s demeanour. Us women need to adopt the term “Time is money.”
Why?
Why?
When Charles first met Maggie, I am sure he was the one chasing after her number and begging for her to give him a chance. And like any woman, you would be attracted to a guy who seems made and hardworking. You see that he could be an inspiration to you and a muse to your own aspirations. Little did she know that she was just another furniture to be acquired, ignored and disappointed. The only consolation was that he regularly dashed out very generous cheques into her lil hands, which is all good, but only for so long.
Now let us put me Ghene into Maggie’s shoes! LOOOOOL!
I can tell you, you have three options.
Option 1
Sabotage+ Nag + destroy = Possible dismissal or even death.
Yes!!! This is an option! You could start off with a complain, a plee and if unheeded, it is time to change it up into a daily annoying and desperate nag!! (Personally, I haven't got the time).
If he is still being stubborn then it is time to get really down n dirty with “accidentally" pouring coffee on his laptop or drop his mobile in the sink or if you’re extra annoyed, an unflushed toilet. He will have to be real crazy to still pick that nastiness up. Hahhhha!!
Ok so after this point, you might really start to try his patience, depending on how deep his workaholic sickness has entered his anatomy. A less tolerant guy could “Chris Brown” you at this point so I suggest leaving the vincinity real quick.
If he is still being stubborn then it is time to get really down n dirty with “accidentally" pouring coffee on his laptop or drop his mobile in the sink or if you’re extra annoyed, an unflushed toilet. He will have to be real crazy to still pick that nastiness up. Hahhhha!!
Ok so after this point, you might really start to try his patience, depending on how deep his workaholic sickness has entered his anatomy. A less tolerant guy could “Chris Brown” you at this point so I suggest leaving the vincinity real quick.
If this still doesn’t work, it’s time to bring out the big guns!! I mean turn NUTZZZ, KOLO, CRAZY, MENTAL!!
How?
Simply sit him down and advise him to either invest in indestructible electronics or bear the brunt of your wrath if he ever works whilst your around again. Say it with a poker straight face. I personally would throw in a "psycho twitch" just so he really believes you're totally unstable and thinks hardcore before crossing you in anyway. If he is smart, he will hide his laptop and phone even when you call!
Only a really head strong goat of a man will remain stubborn after this point. He obviously has very little regard for you or the time you are willing to share with him.
No worries! Okay, before you implement this next bit, please oooo! Have life insurance with Ghenz Odu as the benefactor!!! Very very important!
Done?!
Okay, now we may commence! Simply snatch this treasured piece of electronic and smash it on the floor. Whilst doing this, maintain eye contact with him to drive home the anger of your action and to also be ready to dodge should he swing at your head. The end result of this will most definately get you battered, "Chris Brown'd", killed or simply dumped. Please pray for the latter.
I would suggest this option, unless, you're really crazy and suicidal
Option 2
Take advantage
Okay, us women can be very senstive creatures. Whilst we enjoy being spoilt, all day shopping and getting pedicures, we still crave love and attention. The lack of any of these elements can drive a weaker woman away or even worse, astray.
This option will definately appeal to a more materialistic woman.
You can stay with him, continue to get ignored but certainly collect his money and try to shop so much to fill the hole that he has left uncared for.
Eventually, if you are that brave and bored, you can look elsewhere to fill this hole.
Yes, as in, have an affair. Aim for one of his close friend or relative though, just to hit him where it hurts.
If you reaaaaaaaaallllly are that crazy, I dare you to get knocked up by your secret lover. Then!!!!! GEN-GEN!!! Have your workaholic husband find out!!! MUUAHAHA!(evil laugh)!
His head will spin at the stories that have been occurring whilst his head was stuck in a laptop!
Outcomes will be certified attempted murder on your life and worse, so I suggest only the hardest women should use this option.
Option 3
Talk then walk.
This is by far my favourite choice. Whilst it is more civilised, life preserving and jsut plain normal, it also allows you as a woman to keep your self respect and control of the situation. I firmly believe that if a guy has taken time to approach you in hopes of getting to know you, then he must show effort and time that he is investing into getting to you. He must endeavour to fit into YOUR schedule, if he is to actually get in there. At no point in time should you begin to start running after him to pay you attention. Why?!
Because your are damn well worth it and more. If the mumu is too retarded, blind, foolish, and idiotic to see it, then respect yourself, your mother and hers and simply move on!
If you don't agree, slap yourself.... hard.
If the dude is not ready to treat you as a Princess then, homie, he has no reason to be your prince. Simples!!!
Love and Watermelon Seeds
Lady's men pt 1
Lady's men pt 2
Lady's Gang pt 1
Lady's Gang pt 2
How?
Simply sit him down and advise him to either invest in indestructible electronics or bear the brunt of your wrath if he ever works whilst your around again. Say it with a poker straight face. I personally would throw in a "psycho twitch" just so he really believes you're totally unstable and thinks hardcore before crossing you in anyway. If he is smart, he will hide his laptop and phone even when you call!
Only a really head strong goat of a man will remain stubborn after this point. He obviously has very little regard for you or the time you are willing to share with him.
No worries! Okay, before you implement this next bit, please oooo! Have life insurance with Ghenz Odu as the benefactor!!! Very very important!
Done?!
Okay, now we may commence! Simply snatch this treasured piece of electronic and smash it on the floor. Whilst doing this, maintain eye contact with him to drive home the anger of your action and to also be ready to dodge should he swing at your head. The end result of this will most definately get you battered, "Chris Brown'd", killed or simply dumped. Please pray for the latter.
I would suggest this option, unless, you're really crazy and suicidal
Option 2
Take advantage
Okay, us women can be very senstive creatures. Whilst we enjoy being spoilt, all day shopping and getting pedicures, we still crave love and attention. The lack of any of these elements can drive a weaker woman away or even worse, astray.
This option will definately appeal to a more materialistic woman.
You can stay with him, continue to get ignored but certainly collect his money and try to shop so much to fill the hole that he has left uncared for.
Eventually, if you are that brave and bored, you can look elsewhere to fill this hole.
Yes, as in, have an affair. Aim for one of his close friend or relative though, just to hit him where it hurts.
If you reaaaaaaaaallllly are that crazy, I dare you to get knocked up by your secret lover. Then!!!!! GEN-GEN!!! Have your workaholic husband find out!!! MUUAHAHA!(evil laugh)!
His head will spin at the stories that have been occurring whilst his head was stuck in a laptop!
Outcomes will be certified attempted murder on your life and worse, so I suggest only the hardest women should use this option.
Option 3
Talk then walk.
This is by far my favourite choice. Whilst it is more civilised, life preserving and jsut plain normal, it also allows you as a woman to keep your self respect and control of the situation. I firmly believe that if a guy has taken time to approach you in hopes of getting to know you, then he must show effort and time that he is investing into getting to you. He must endeavour to fit into YOUR schedule, if he is to actually get in there. At no point in time should you begin to start running after him to pay you attention. Why?!
Because your are damn well worth it and more. If the mumu is too retarded, blind, foolish, and idiotic to see it, then respect yourself, your mother and hers and simply move on!
If you don't agree, slap yourself.... hard.
If the dude is not ready to treat you as a Princess then, homie, he has no reason to be your prince. Simples!!!
Love and Watermelon Seeds
Food for Fort:20
Sometimes you have to forget what you want, to remember and realise what you deserve.
Food for Fort:18
If someone's presence does not add to your life, then please believe their absence will make no difference.
WORD!
WORD!
Tuesday 3 May 2011
Sunday 1 May 2011
A Journey 9- By Godzeal Nwanyanawu
Back at the police station.Detective Adam Greene was trying to piece together the information he gathered from miss Wright's house.
This doesn't make any sense he thought.How could she have a boy friend she knows nothing about?
By the time Greene got to the lady's residence Osho & Smith had gone through her bed room looking for the wallet that wasn't there.He now called in more people to come lend a hand.The forensic guy had dusted the place for finger prints,they had taking samples of soil left by the boot,sample of soil from the garden were also taking from around the premises.
Greene had also sent some people to go check out the area where Donna said he worked.But still he had a gut feeling that something was wrong somewhere.
Look miss you still have to come in for more questioning.
Why?i already told you all i know and besides i have to be at work today,and am already late.Pete will blow his top if i don't show in the next hour.
Who's Pete?
Peter Sloan,he's my director we all call him Pete.
Oh yeah.Heard of the guy.Won an Oscar for some low budget movie a couple of years back didn't he?Greene asked
PAST MIDNIGHT,that was the movie.He actually thought it was a joke when he was told the movie was nominated.
Okay miss Wright you can go to your shoot but......
Please call me Donna she interrupted,the miss Wright makes me feel old,she interjected with a smirk
Okay.Donna.You can go to your movie shoot but i'll have to insist you come by tomorrow for more questioning.Is that okay?
Yes Detective.Thank you very much.
Greene,sitting in his not so comfortable office chair smoking king size Marlboro's was lost in thought.
It just doesn't make sense.His thoughts were cut short by the phone.
Yeah,Greene here.
Smith & Osho just got back from scouting the industrial area
Good send them straight to my office.he dropped the phone.They had been gone for 6 hours,Greene looked at his watch 8:25pm
Osho walked in first.
So what the news?Greene asked before he could make it through the door
Well nothing much,just that of all 8 companies in that area,2 have been abandoned for at least 4 years,2 employ only women,an 1 is still under construction.
Really?i didn't know that.well that narrows the search to 3 doesn't it?
Yep,so we talked to the head of operations in all three and guess what?two had people by the name Henry working for them.
Interesting,by now Greene was taking long but steady drags off is cigarettes.So did you ask to see them?
Just then Smith walked in.
Yes we did Osho continued.one was Henry Fields,5ft11,black hair with a touch of gray on the side,two gold teeth,weighs between 195 to 210lbs,and he's 58 years old.
And lost an eye 15months ago.Domestic incident Smith added
That doesn't fit the description miss Wright gave us.And the other guy?
Well,Smith started.Henry Flint,32yrs old,6ft2,brown eyes,black hair,broad chest.Loved alcohol as much as he loved football.The Foreman said he was a Barcelona fan.
So thats the guy,Greene was smiling.Did u get a chance to speak with him?
No,we didn't
Why?this miss Wright is just using up police time and manpower and you guys couldn't even speak to the guy? Wasn't he at work today?
No he wasn't.Hasn't been to work for 3years.
And whats that suppose to mean?he hasn't been to work for 3yrs?
Because he's dead.
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