Saturday 18 June 2011

Food for Fort: 46

Only a sad, miserable, retarded, suicidal, foolish and idiotic animal keeper, provokes the lioness and expects to go unharmed.

Pray for the poor!


My mum is totally the best! After I had told her the issues I was going through, she somehow decided to tell all my aunties in the local vincinity. The amount of knowledge and wisdom I picked up from them was amazing, I had to write it down so I could blog it!

They said,

  • Allow God to fight your battles. 
  • Never try to fight them yourself.  
  • That is recipe for disaster. 
  • Never pray to God to destroy your enemies! 
  • Instead pray for their Insomnia. Let Insomnia trouble them so that they will be cursed to stay awake and watch your every move and step to greatness. AMEN!
  • Do not pray for their downfall, instead pray for their confusion. 
  • Pray that they scatter and forget their left from their right. 
  • Pray that God will occupy them soooo much that they will forget your name, their own included.
  • Pray for their long lives, long lives of servitude to your cause.
  • Forget and forgive those that forget your help during their times of need.
  • Ungrateful ingrates were simply placed in your life for you to help and in turn grow as well.
  • Understand that God has proven their unworthiness in your future and where you are going.
Secondly
  • Understand that just because someone eats with you, laughs with you and lives with you doesn't make them your friend.
  • REAL friends cry with you whenever, wherever. 
  • Throw the "laugh only" people for your back and keep them there. Be wary and keep away.
  • When you are wrong, REAL friends correct you. 
  • The USELESS and God forsaken type "cannot be bothered" or "don't really care!"
  • Bless those that notice your red eyes or your silence and reach out their hands of help
  • Never forget the friend that picks up your call at 4am
  • Pray for their prosperity, long life and good health.
  • Pray for your friends and helpers more than you pray for yourself.
  • Never take them for granted and give each one the respect that they deserve.
Finally

  • Do not be a fool, dickhead, idiot, carpet, doormat for anyone.
  • If you have a choice between what is right and peace, chose right and be ready to hated for it.
  • If someone can't respect you, show them the back of your head, foot or hand
  • If someone cannot be bothered with you, you yourself cannot be bothered with their existence
 SIMPLES!


Friday 17 June 2011

Food for Fort: 45

If you don't have goals, You will always work for someone who does.....---

Food for Fort: 44

If you don't have goals, You will always work for someone who does.....---

Thursday 16 June 2011

Food for Fort:43

Life is soooooo much easier when not a single person "can be bothered!"

If you have people around you and their "Can't be bothered" attitude affects you, lose the empathy and stop bothering too! You will actually see how your life will change for the better!

Wednesday 15 June 2011

My mum is so smart!

I don't confide in my mum in a lot of stuff. When I do, I must be like really depressed or desperate. And through all the sarcasm and African mother cussing, she will always talk sense to make me feel better.
"Many days for the thief, but one day for the owner."
"One day the monkey will go to the market, it won't come back."
I should seek her wisdom more often me thinks!

Food for Fort: 42

If you have a fool in your life, do not take them for granted. Not all fools will remain fools for life.  Respect Your Maga!

Food for Fort: 41

Good friendship stems from simply noticing something wrong and wanting to help. No?

Food for fort 40

It is better to be without those that disregard, disrespect or simply think your not worth bothering about. Don't kill your self for such WUTLESS people!

Tuesday 14 June 2011

Food for Fort:39

"The only feeling of real loss is when you love someone, More than you love yourself" 

Food for Fort:38

Never get too attached to anyone because attachments leads to expectations and expectations leads to disappointments

Food for Fort:37

If you spend too long holding on to the ones that who treats you like an option, you will miss finding the people who will treat you like a priority.