My mum is so smart!

I don't confide in my mum in a lot of stuff. When I do, I must be like really depressed or desperate. And through all the sarcasm and African mother cussing, she will always talk sense to make me feel better.
"Many days for the thief, but one day for the owner."
"One day the monkey will go to the market, it won't come back."
I should seek her wisdom more often me thinks!